The Collected thoughts of a Midwestern teenage bowler.

 

bearded babes and bikes: Beard Sonnet

foxfireandpearls:

A beard on a man is a preference
Brunette and ginger make the heart stutter
Husbands should grow a beard in deference
And if they should purchase a beard cutter

Quickly shall they be without a lover
For a shaven man is no man at all
But a woman that is undercover
A clean shaven man will…

roachpatrol:

feffityfef:

ethiopialton:

bite-my-kawaii-metal-ass:

they need to make giant signs out of this and plaster them around conventions

^this
(Sadly I think I’m a mix of the two… What does that make me?)

someone is going to make a pairing out of this.
just wait for it.

roachpatrol:

feffityfef:

ethiopialton:

bite-my-kawaii-metal-ass:

they need to make giant signs out of this and plaster them around conventions

^this

(Sadly I think I’m a mix of the two… What does that make me?)

someone is going to make a pairing out of this.

just wait for it.

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(Source: ihomicide)

gamefreaksnz:

Special Eevee Edition 3DS XL releasing in Japan 
Nintendo has officially revealed a special Eevee Edition 3DS XL due for release next month via Pokémon Centres across Japan.

gamefreaksnz:

Special Eevee Edition 3DS XL releasing in Japan

Nintendo has officially revealed a special Eevee Edition 3DS XL due for release next month via Pokémon Centres across Japan.

Played 138,938 times

ezeeshady:

angelica-tardis:

psychoticrambling:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

I knew it

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

HAHA XD

Played 1,037,924 times

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

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idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg